Software engineer and his wife .. (FUNNY)

*Husband *- hey dear, I am logged in.

*Wife *- would you like to have some snacks?
*Husband *- hard disk full.

*Wife *- have you brought the saree.
*Husband *- Bad command or file name.

*Wife *- but I told you about it in morning
*Husband *- erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

*Wife *- hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
*Husband *- file in use, read only, try after some time.

*Wife *- at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
*Husband *- sharing violation, access denied.

*Wife *- I made a mistake in marrying you.
*Husband *- data type mismatch.

*Wife *- you are useless.
*Husband *- by default.

*Wife *- who was there with you in the car this morning?
*Husband *- system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

*Wife *- what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
*Husband *- the only user with write permission.

*Wife *- what is my value in your life?
*Husband *- unknown virus detected.

*Wife *- do you love me or your computer?
*Husband *- Too many parameters..

*Wife *- I will go to my dad's house.
*Husband *- program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

*Wife *- I will leave you forever.
*Husband *- close all programs and log out for another User.

*Wife *- it is worthless talking to you.
*Husband *- shut down the computer.

*Wife *- I am going
*Husband *- Its now safe to turn off your computer